Sunday, August 05, 2007

Can you doubt it?

I can't believe there's actually some question about steroid usage by The Big Giant Head.

"The who, Tam?" you ask.

The Big Giant Head. Barry Bonds.

Look, I could maybe, just maybe, believe the nonsense about all that muscle bulk coming from workouts in the weight room and a diet of protein shakes, but there is no workout regime on this planet that will make a grown man swell up four hat sizes in a couple of years.

3 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

What's up with the long pants? Are they all doing that these days? It looks sloppy--so much less tidy and dapper. Meh.

Looks like the neck grew along with the head.

Pokerwolf said...

What do you mean "swell up four hat sizes"?

I think it's more than four, but that's just me.

Anonymous said...

"there is no workout regime on this planet that will make a grown man swell up four hat sizes in a couple of years."

Only one thing will do that - getting elected to Congress.

markm