View From The Porch: Overheard in the office...

Monday, March 30, 2009

Overheard in the office...

RX: "...also, I have popcorn in my bra. God that itches."

Me: *click* *typetypetype*

Some things just need to go up on the 'web immediately and don't need a ton of editorial commentary to be hilarious.

17 comments:

OrangeNeckInNY said...: Damn, that is one lucky kernel. All swolled up and everything. Exploded inside-out from the hotness. Yep, sure is one lucky kernel.; 12:56 AM, March 30, 2009
Joseph said...: I never knew of the itchiness qualities of popcorn. But then, I do try to keep it out of my shorts.; 1:20 AM, March 30, 2009
BryanP said...: "This time Orville's going to dive right into you."; 6:57 AM, March 30, 2009
Robert Langham said...: There is nothing worse than a case of popcorn tits!; 8:12 AM, March 30, 2009
staghounds said...: #%^&&*, it was bad enough when it was my guns, now POPCORN is having more fun than I am!

Note to self, guest offering for SWPL , "making another obvious comment".; 8:23 AM, March 30, 2009
homebru said...: Ummm... the buttery, salty goodness.; 10:52 AM, March 30, 2009
J.R.Shirley said...: Dammit! Homebru beat my Homerized version...("Mmm...butter."); 11:57 AM, March 30, 2009
Tango Juliet said...: Apparently she's not the only one with the problem.

http://popcorninmybra.blogspot.com/; 2:31 PM, March 30, 2009
rickn8or said...: Okay, since everyone else is too scared, I'll ask: "And just how did it get there?"

And I'm half-tempted to offer Tam a quick $50 profit on that .44HE she wrote about.; 8:33 PM, March 30, 2009
phlegmfatale said...: I hate when I get home to find stowaway foodstuffs in the decolletage. *urp*; 8:47 PM, March 30, 2009
Tam said...: Y'know, that's the great mystery, because her tee wasn't all that scoop-neck.

It was the total non sequiturishness of the comment that earned it immortality, however...; 9:46 PM, March 30, 2009
Anonymous said...: And the obligatory comment: This blog entry is useless without pictures.; 10:11 PM, March 30, 2009
Anonymous said...: They told me I'd find dirty women here...and they were right!

They told me the jokes were corny...and; 12:29 AM, March 31, 2009
Bob in Houston said...: For some reason its the "also" part of "also, I have popcorn in my bra" that intrigues me, What preceded the "Also"?; 2:12 AM, March 31, 2009
Tam said...: I can't remember, but it was a perfectly ordinary monologue right up to that point.; 8:07 AM, March 31, 2009
Joseph said...: Likely something like "For breakfast I'll make something with Warty Toad Goodness, also...."
Sorry, that phrase just sticks in my brain. Maybe I should trademark it??? Nah, that would be unfair to the inventors...; 7:56 PM, March 31, 2009
closed said...: Better than hot brass ...

Or maybe not better.

( wv: cooders ); 9:02 PM, March 31, 2009