Overheard in the Office...

RX: "Sir Mix-A-Lot is running for president, saying he has the same basic qualification as George Washington."

Me: "Huh?"

RX: "He cannot lie."

Me: "Wha..?"

RX: "You were going to say that you thought Washington liked big butts?"

Me: "No, I was going to say that my education had left me ignorant about Sir Mix-A-Lot's service as a general in the Continental Army."