Me: (in a sing-song voice) "Papertowel-papertowel-papertowel! Oh, pass the paper towels please!"
Me: (blows nose with a skull-vibrating *POP!*) "Ahhhh. I love it when you can feel it come out by the roots all the way up in your forehead."
RX: "Tamara, have we discussed 'oversharing'?"