View From The Porch: Overheard at my Neighbor's:

Friday, November 20, 2009

Overheard at my Neighbor's:

Neighbor: "So why do you carry that?"

Me: "I don't want my last thought to be 'Gee, I wish I had a gun...'."

17 comments:

karrde said...: ...because a whole cop can be a little heavy.; 1:55 PM, November 20, 2009
Timmeehh said...: Good one.@Tam

Also:

Because having Caleb follow you around with a cup of hot coffee would get expensive.; 2:03 PM, November 20, 2009
Timmeehh said...: Remember, Bond, Caleb Bond. His name has become a killing word.; 2:04 PM, November 20, 2009
Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...: Zing!; 2:36 PM, November 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: Not to be too nosy, but what was the "that" in question?; 3:14 PM, November 20, 2009
Tam said...: A Springfield Professional. The shrunken fleece pullover I was wearing kept riding up over the butt of the pistol.; 3:33 PM, November 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: "Becasue my S&W mod 65 doesn't go with these shoes. Duh!"; 3:49 PM, November 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: Because close air support is just too expensive!; 4:02 PM, November 20, 2009
rremington said...: Cause I'm too young to die and too old to take a whuppin'; 4:54 PM, November 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: Hate it when my Professional butt shows.....

wv - snecaren - yer doin it rite!; 8:05 PM, November 20, 2009
Anonymous said...: because I CAN and I WILL !!; 8:51 PM, November 20, 2009
Les Jones said...: "Because a cop is too heavy to carry" is always a good one, also, but Tam's answer is golden.; 10:28 PM, November 20, 2009
rickn8or said...: Whereas Rick R's answer pretty much sums it up for me.

The second part some days more than others.; 2:25 AM, November 21, 2009
Anonymous said...: "In case they're out of range of my Karate chop"
Ulises from CA; 2:26 AM, November 21, 2009
Anonymous said...: "It's my homeowner's insurance, but it's steel, not paper."

Art; 10:25 AM, November 21, 2009
John Stephens said...: "Because close air support is just too expensive!"

Especially when you're buying your own ammo.; 12:21 PM, November 21, 2009
cj said...: Even more, I'd hate my wife or child's last words to hear to be my saying, 'Gee, I wish I had a gun...'.; 4:23 PM, November 22, 2009

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