Sunday, February 24, 2008

Oh, the shame...


...and I'm the first result, to boot.

I have no comment.

22 comments:

Garm said...

Heh. Not only are you the first result, you beat out "PoopReport.com"

If that doesn't give you a feeling of pride, I don't know what would.

Words Twice said...

This is a joke, right?

mustanger98 on thr said...

It would seem the key words typed in the search window have played a cruel joke on both parties.

butch s said...

Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.

It's good for what ails ya. ;-)

OA said...

An apple a day...

dave said...

Must be the accent ("...yet a[h] still can't...")

Tam said...

"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"

phlegmfatale said...

Wait - is that Ambulance Driver's IP address?

"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"

you left off the "for shit."

Zendo Deb said...

You get some of the weirdest searches... either that or you just pay more attention.

Butch, are you sure that wasn't oil of cloves?

Zendo Deb said...

Now I'm going to have to watch "El Dorado" again.

Ditto said...

"Now that is funny, I don't care who you are."

Breda said...

BWAHAHA! I think coffee just came out my nose!

BobG said...

I think he was looking for Og for advice.

forlorn boater said...

Oh, jeez...

And this poor constipated person is from my (red) neck of the woods. Curiously enough, the report says that he's from Bossier City, but Road Runner (business or home) doesn't cover Bossier City; they are only in Shreveport.

Hope it all works out in the end.

Weetabix said...

That was so funny, I had to try it.

By golly, you were the first!

Mark said...

Nahhh it'd be too easy to launch one so I'll "pass" :)

Old Grouch said...

"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder."

Hmmm... sounds vaguely like the recipe for Wow-Wow sauce.


Turing word: "tjbkik" "Tid'ja get a big kick out of that?"

Kristopher said...

Where is the best place to be when someone esplodes?

Where you can hear it, and ask "What was that?"

Anonymous said...

I guess you'd better remove that post where you said that you needed to start adding more fiber to your diet because you can't make happy p00pies since you've hit 40.

Did the Activia work? Or do you still have "difficulty"?

Inquiring minds, ya' know.

Anonymous said...

Mac user, that explains it.

mustanger98 on thr said...

"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.

It's good for what ails ya. ;-)"

hehehe That sounds like Mississippi's cure for hangover. Seen "El Dorado" lately?

mts said...

Phonix iz fun. So much for the internet making us all Renaissance men and women. I just picture some poor mope in his overalls and feed cap, with his chaw cup next to the library's internet keyboard, trying to anonymously get some relief without having to ask his kin for help.