Sunday, February 24, 2008

Oh, the shame...


...and I'm the first result, to boot.

I have no comment.
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22 comments:

Garm said...

Heh. Not only are you the first result, you beat out "PoopReport.com"

If that doesn't give you a feeling of pride, I don't know what would.

10:25 PM, February 24, 2008
Words Twice said...

This is a joke, right?

10:38 PM, February 24, 2008
Anonymous said...

It would seem the key words typed in the search window have played a cruel joke on both parties.

10:42 PM, February 24, 2008
Anonymous said...

Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.

It's good for what ails ya. ;-)

10:56 PM, February 24, 2008
Anonymous said...

An apple a day...

10:59 PM, February 24, 2008
Anonymous said...

Must be the accent ("...yet a[h] still can't...")

11:36 PM, February 24, 2008
Tam said...

"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"

11:46 PM, February 24, 2008
phlegmfatale said...

Wait - is that Ambulance Driver's IP address?

"I eat a lot of books yet a still cant spell"

you left off the "for shit."

11:55 PM, February 24, 2008
Zendo Deb said...

You get some of the weirdest searches... either that or you just pay more attention.

Butch, are you sure that wasn't oil of cloves?

12:08 AM, February 25, 2008
Zendo Deb said...

Now I'm going to have to watch "El Dorado" again.

12:09 AM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

"Now that is funny, I don't care who you are."

5:02 AM, February 25, 2008
breda said...

BWAHAHA! I think coffee just came out my nose!

7:54 AM, February 25, 2008
BobG said...

I think he was looking for Og for advice.

8:54 AM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

Oh, jeez...

And this poor constipated person is from my (red) neck of the woods. Curiously enough, the report says that he's from Bossier City, but Road Runner (business or home) doesn't cover Bossier City; they are only in Shreveport.

Hope it all works out in the end.

9:32 AM, February 25, 2008
Weetabix said...

That was so funny, I had to try it.

By golly, you were the first!

12:05 PM, February 25, 2008
Mark said...

Nahhh it'd be too easy to launch one so I'll "pass" :)

12:32 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder."

Hmmm... sounds vaguely like the recipe for Wow-Wow sauce.


Turing word: "tjbkik" "Tid'ja get a big kick out of that?"

12:51 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

Where is the best place to be when someone esplodes?

Where you can hear it, and ask "What was that?"

1:10 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

I guess you'd better remove that post where you said that you needed to start adding more fiber to your diet because you can't make happy p00pies since you've hit 40.

Did the Activia work? Or do you still have "difficulty"?

Inquiring minds, ya' know.

2:03 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

Mac user, that explains it.

4:29 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

"Cayenne pepper, mustard (the hot kind), ipecac, asafoetida, croton oil, and gunpowder.

It's good for what ails ya. ;-)"

hehehe That sounds like Mississippi's cure for hangover. Seen "El Dorado" lately?

4:58 PM, February 25, 2008
Anonymous said...

Phonix iz fun. So much for the internet making us all Renaissance men and women. I just picture some poor mope in his overalls and feed cap, with his chaw cup next to the library's internet keyboard, trying to anonymously get some relief without having to ask his kin for help.

9:46 PM, February 26, 2008

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