Me: "Maybe I'll vote for Frank Zappa."
RobertaX: "Um, I'm pretty sure he's dead."
RobertaX: "Was he frozen, buried, or cremated? 'Cause if we could reanimate him, maybe I'd vote for him too."
Me: "I think for that job I'd prefer him to stay dead. Dead guys are less likely to do something to disillusion me."