...somewhere between Calhoun's and McKay's:
Gunsmith Bob: "Have you ever been down partying on The Strip the whole time you've lived in Knoxville?"
Me: "Yeah, that's what I want to do; spend an evening surrounded by thousands of drunken, screaming college kids. We should go do that. Wait, I can think of something I'd rather do instead! Gouge out my own eyeballs with a broken beer bottle."
Gunsmith Bob: "I've never been, either."