Good work, Officer Doughboy. Way to serve and protect, there.
I'd be pissed off if they made me dress like John Belushi in a Killer Bees sketch and then gave me some fruity scooter-with-doors to drive, too, but I think I could refrain from venting my frustration by beating up children.
Nothing personal, but I hope you take a physical ass whuppin' for this, Officer Cupcake.
(H/T to Unc.)