Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The HK booth.


"Dear NRA Convention Attendee:

By using your free time and hard-earned cash to attend the NRA's Annual Meeting here in Louisville, you have demonstrated that you are among the solid center in the fight to retain your Right to Keep and Bear Arms. To honor your commitment, we have set up a display here at the convention featuring one of our newest ubertactical rifles.

Like it? Want one? Tough. Unless your last name is "Police Department".

Because you still suck, and we still hate you.

Love,
Heckler & Koch
"In a world of compromise with politicians, we do.""


(The catalogs didn't feature any backwards ammo this year, however.)

8 comments:

Kristopher said...

So ... exactly why do these State whores bother to attend an NRA event?

West, By God said...

Its a good thing I don't actually want any HK firearms, because otherwise I might actually care.

Anonymous said...

Ya know, we were going to get squeaky to go to the HK booth and ask them why they hate us while we video taped the encounter.

However, i could never get squeaky or a video camera together at the same time.

-SayUncle

Mark Alger said...

Ya know, I'm going to have to pick your brains at the next meet-up on how to properly equip the Troll Guard (Dolly's outfit). In my naivete, I have them using HK weapons, and I'm coming to the conclusion I don't want that.

M

perlhaqr said...

LMAO.

Man, Larry sure smacked that one right on the nose, didn't he? :D

Tam said...

HK will feel the pain from Larry Correia for years to come if they don't (as Lawdog would say) grab their ears with both hands and pull 'til they see daylight. ;)

HokiePundit said...

Is it wrong to want a black shirt with the HK logo in red and "Because You Suck. And We Hate You." in smaller white letters underneath?

Even if I own a USP Compact?

bobn said...

Where did this "Because You Suck. And We Hate You" thing come from?

I'm new to guns, having just seen the light last November.