MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- A convicted felon who became a motivational speaker -- and used his life experiences to warn teens about the dangers of drugs and crime -- is accused of going on a bender, threatening to kill his girlfriend and her son, and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne.Well, maybe he said something bad about the Duke...
I dunno why that kicked over my giggle box. You have to admit that the John Wayne statue adds the perfect Dada touch to the paragraph, though.
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No, to be the perfect Dada touch, it would have ended "...and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne, knocking him face first into a bowl of White Rabbit salad."
good postlenrrace
Thats John Wayne for you; dead 29 years and still slapping people around.
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