Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Overheard in the office...

Roberta X: "Oh, my eyes! Rusty has a pic of rainbow-hued Cobras."

Me: "Cobras? Ick. Ick in any color. I don't think I'd even dignify them with the term "wretched, pulsating ball of f*@k". I usually save that for a better grade of gun."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The one and only time I was ever shot at all I had was an old Davis .22 derringer. Thankfully the the little crackheads drove off after they shot out the rear window of my car. They were mad about my looking at them while they sucked on a pipe. I upgraded to a Colt Mustang .380 shortly after. The only good thing about that Davis is that it was easy to hide. I think the bright colors would tend to mess that up a bit.

Rustmeister said...

Yep, them's some ugly guns.

Matt G said...

You should specify better!!! I thought for a minute that you meant that someone was putting rainbow tints on REAL Cobras.

Which had class.

While these things... don't.

Freddyboomboom said...

Sorry, my first thought was some devil dog got creative painting AH-1 Cobra, like they did that one H-53...

Tam said...

Well, Colt Cobras are nicer than Colt Agents...

;)

:p

D.W. Drang said...

I, too, at first thought that the topic was AH1 attack helicopters.
My second thought was Shelby Cobra Mustangs.
Then I thought that maybe Tam was a snake-hater.
I finally decided that the issue was Colt revolvers, as we all know Tam is a Smith-o-phile.
Didn't realize there was a brand of guns "Cobra"...