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Sunday, August 12, 2007

I think that number's a little low.

72%

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I'm not only ready for the Zombocalypse, I'm ready to liveblog the Zombocalypse.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...: Hmmm, I have only a 71% chance of survival according to that. I'd say that seems like a lower score than I expected, too.

I'll be sure to check out your blog when it all starts to enjoy your fun take on the whole thing. Just as soon as I get those old boards from the garage nailed up over the windows and do a quick zone check.; 3:41 PM, August 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: 68% here.; 3:54 PM, August 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: I only got a 59%. I blame it on having famiy --including two darlin' granddaughters -- a 30 minute circuit away. My wife and elder son - - They'd probably be taking care of ME.; 4:43 PM, August 12, 2007
LBJ said...: 69% But hey I thought it was the ZombiCALYPSO ! I was thinking. . hey I know the Banana Boat Song. I can play two instruments. I have a chance.; 5:13 PM, August 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: Scored 77% and I know you could survive better than myself.

Mike; 5:36 PM, August 12, 2007
Carteach said...: 87%, but then again
I teach teenagers for a living.
Some days there's not much difference.; 9:23 PM, August 12, 2007
Zendo Deb said...: I got 74% - which I find odd if you only got 72. I think the answer to "amount of food." I really do have months worth of provisions on hand right now. (I probably have "weeks" worth of MREs.)

Then there is "know how to make Molotov Cocktails" question. (Yes, but I'm not telling you!)

The loved one question may count against you - my loved ones are on their own, seeing how they live in other states.....

Then there is "look for weapons" question. I don't have to look for weapons... and I guess you don't either.

Assuming they will open the bridges once the Zombies come out to play I can also head out into deep water. (Can Zombies swim?); 9:47 PM, August 12, 2007
phlegmfatale said...: dagnabbit - I only got 65%. I'm thinking this is because they weren't taking into account my superb gardening, navigational and manicure skills.

All I know is if you weblog the zombiepocalypse, Tam, you'd better webcam it, too. We wanna die laughing.; 10:41 PM, August 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: Gad, only 62%.

Your brains better taste good...

TheSev; 4:44 AM, August 13, 2007
Anonymous said...: 62%...guess I may need to aquire some more 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R. And more food...and a bunker...of course, if I become a zombie instead, I can just kick back!!! LOL; 8:27 AM, August 13, 2007
Anonymous said...: 82% gives me a fighting chance. It's funny, all my friends say they are coming to my place when the zombocalypse hits and I tell them,"Fine, but I'll be boarding up Wal-Mart."

Brass; 9:13 AM, August 13, 2007
Anonymous said...: Never mind the food supply, how long will your ammo hold out?; 9:18 AM, August 13, 2007
Mattexian said...: Hmm, I only got 60%, I guess I'm a little too soft on anyone who isn't me.

Zendo Deb: "Can Zombies swim?" According to expert Zombiologist Max Brooks, author of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide, the answer is no, altho they can float and walk underwater for extremely long distances.; 12:56 PM, August 13, 2007
Matt G said...: I'm thinking that a RedDot or EoTech-topped 10-.22 with lots of 50-round magazines full of CCI MiniMag would be a decent way to go. Only headshots work on zombies, and lots of ammo is paramount. (Obviously the glass sight would co-witness with the BUIS on the rifle.); 2:26 PM, August 13, 2007
Strings said...: You have NO idea how stoked I am that I'm more likely to survive than you are, Tam!

'Course, I'm not likely to survive if you decide I shouldn't, so maybe I should just keep quiet up here, huh? ;); 12:33 AM, August 14, 2007
Anonymous said...: I second the WalMart notion. Food, ammo, medical, and put near anything else you need. Just figure out blocking the entry doors and you're good to go. Things could get hinky if they wind up being those blasted sprinter zombies, I just checked my Zombie Survival Guide and it only references the shambler variety. Any ideas on dealing with sprinters?; 9:53 PM, August 14, 2007