Thursday, May 08, 2008

Overheard...

...in the hallway:

Idiot Box: "...and tune in next week to see who America loves!"

T: "You know what I'd love? An airstrike on the American Idol studio. With cluster bombs."

R: "That'd be cool."

T: "I'd definitely tune in to watch that."
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...in the office:

T (to geriatricat): "Uh, Tommy, get out from under the desk. I don't like the way you're nosing around down there."

R (to geriatricat): "Fresh litter, Tommy! The power strip is dangerous!"

T: "And do you have any idea how long the odor of burnt cat ass lingers in a room?"

5 comments:

jimbob86 said...

"T: "And do you have any idea how long the odor of burnt cat ass lingers in a room?""

....... A lot longer than America will remeber which Idol it loves?

angus lincoln said...

Cat piss, raw or cooked, is hard to trump in the cat egory of "really bad smells". I hope that cat astrophe was averted;)

Rick R said...

Cluster bomb American Idol.... You could put that on Pay-per-View and make a fortune!!!!

Earl said...

I would go for precision guided bunker busters, the cluster bombs leave too many un-blown bombs around and have to be cleaned up by EOD.

jimbob86 said...

Earl-

Now THAT'S a show I'd watch: American Idol/Survivor: Rookie EOD Tech! No worries about who gets voted off...... they'll be carried off, instead.