Friday, June 05, 2009

New cabinet level post proposed:

Now that the federal government has more czars than the Romanov dynasty, the Obama administration is thinking about appointing a czar czar, to keep track of all of them.

11 comments:

Chad said...

And, of course, as soon as everyone has paid back all of those bailout funds, this "pay czar" post will go away, as there will be no more need for it.

John said...

I am reminded of the (IIRC) Bureau of State Office Bureaus that Massachusetts had/has. Used to be a website (ca. 1997) which has long since disappeared. In fairness, I think they were actually responsible for office furniture.

Mikee said...

We are supposed to be the czar czars, and to exercise our decision making process at the polling booth.

Something has gone terribly wrong with how that works; most people now vote to spend more of other peoples money on themselves.

Tam said...

"....exercise our decision making process..."

He. Hehe. Ha-ha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hee! Snort!

(I laugh to keep from crying...)

Kevin said...

They'll have to find someone with the last name "Gabor" to fill that position.

Somerled said...

I'm still waiting to see who the Obamas cast as Rasputin, the Mad Monk.

rick said...

One czar to rule them all,
One czar to find them,
One czar to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of DeeCee where the Shadows lie.

Or are these rather BHO's Nazghul?

TBeck said...

The word "czar" really has some cognitive dissonance in tis usage. I vote we adopt "kommisar" instead of czar. It's meaning is far closer to the spirit of the position.

Kristopher said...

If Obama supervises the Czar Czar ... would that make him a Czar czar czar?

And will he be doing any kitty propellant commercials?

Warthog said...

maybe we can refer to it as a czar czar bunks?

markm said...

Kevin said...

"They'll have to find someone with the last name "Gabor" to fill that position."

No, haven't you heard of Czar Czar Binks?