Friday, June 26, 2009

Cosmic Screwup.

We here at Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP would like to apologize for the error that occurred in our mailroom. It seems that a package intended for one "M. Jackson" was delivered to a "D. Carradine" by mistake. We sincerely hope that this hasn't caused a loss of confidence in the normally excellent service provided by Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, LLP, and we look forward to your continued patronage in the future.

Thank you,
Mgmt.

11 comments:

Weer'd Beard said...

That's funny right thar!

GrantCunningham said...

Priceless. Just imagine the logo on the truck...

-=[ Grant ]=-

perlhaqr said...

Oops. :D

Ambulance Driver said...

It would seem that when the fates were spinning, they applied a bit too much English, huh?

Tam said...

I'll confess that I had to look up the name of the third Fate. I'm always thinking "Clotho, Lachesis, and... Atropine? No, that can't be right."

It's like "John, Paul, Ringo... and that other guy," or "Maddux, Glavine, Smoltz... and some dude."

kahr40 said...

Damn, that hurts.

Chance said...

Sounds like something Piers Anthony would put in one of his books...

CAR said...

LOL! Great one Tam.

DJ said...

Kwai Chang Came.

Bob in Houston said...

My money is still on death by misadventure, Bubbles forgot the safe word, I can hear it now , PALAMINO! PALAMINO! PALA...gglluuurrg...thunk.

WV: uncrumi ??

Anonymous said...

Perseus needs to come by and give them a good scare again for that screwup.