Wednesday, June 10, 2009

If ten percent is good enough for Jesus...

...then it should be good enough for the Other Jesus.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The new Messiah gets a bigger cut cause he's better.

Don't you watch the news?

mts1 said...

Too bad that bumper stickers are passe, for that would make an ideal one.

T-shirts, however, ...

Bram said...

We weren't the good guys when the Republican Guard was trying to shoot my ass off? Come on – they even had “Republican” in their name!

Anonymous said...

And if I'm an unveliever about a Jesus v2.0 can I avoid contributing at all, I don't pray there...

nbc said...

Hammer, nails, plank.

It's not as if he won't have seen it coming...

T.Stahl said...

Wait! Obama, God?

That position is taken by JMB and I don't see a way Obama can get past HIM.

vw: deniest - what the position of God is for Obama. Not just denied or denieder, it's deniest

Joanna said...

Dude better watch out. Last time people praised a speechmaker as God, he got eaten by worms ...

Anonymous said...

Honestly, could we find a floorboard to hide he and his lot underneath for the next three years? Please?

The really troubling thing here is that the man in the video in all probability really does think like that.

Jim

William the Coroner said...

Oh, come on, this isn't new. Didn't you see the "Pilate was a governor, and Jesus was a community organizer" B.S. during the campaign?

Somerled said...
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Somerled said...

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Dear Jesus II, who left Chicago for DC, I'll give you whatever percent of my 2009 personal income you desire in return for the same of percentage of yours. It's fair, equal and has basis in scripture.

B Smith said...

I thought Clapton was God...