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Monday, June 29, 2009

Official Iranian government sources are claiming a man on the grassy knoll shot Neda Agha-Soltan, as they continue to suppress th... wait... wait...

This just in: Michael Jackson is still dead.

breda said...: Maybe Neda was shot by the same person who killed Nicole Brown Simpson.; 10:50 AM, June 29, 2009
staghounds said...: 1. I notice that the cap and trade economic damage act doesn't even get on the screen. Our President thanks you, Mr. Jackson!

2. I see Mr. Madoff did make the screen. Unfortunately, not this way.; 12:50 PM, June 29, 2009
Anonymous said...: "Michael Jackson is still dead."

How about now. Is he still dead now? Inquiring minds want to know. -- Lyle; 3:38 PM, June 29, 2009
Tam said...: I'll have to check with CNN...; 3:40 PM, June 29, 2009