Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Neighbor: "So why do you carry that?"Me: "I don't want my last thought to be 'Gee, I wish I had a gun...'."
...because a whole cop can be a little heavy.
Good one.@TamAlso:Because having Caleb follow you around with a cup of hot coffee would get expensive.
Remember, Bond, Caleb Bond. His name has become a killing word.
Not to be too nosy, but what was the "that" in question?
A Springfield Professional. The shrunken fleece pullover I was wearing kept riding up over the butt of the pistol.
"Becasue my S&W mod 65 doesn't go with these shoes. Duh!"
Because close air support is just too expensive!
Cause I'm too young to die and too old to take a whuppin'
Hate it when my Professional butt shows.....wv - snecaren - yer doin it rite!
because I CAN and I WILL !!
"Because a cop is too heavy to carry" is always a good one, also, but Tam's answer is golden.
Whereas Rick R's answer pretty much sums it up for me.The second part some days more than others.
"In case they're out of range of my Karate chop"Ulises from CA
"It's my homeowner's insurance, but it's steel, not paper."Art
"Because close air support is just too expensive!"Especially when you're buying your own ammo.
Even more, I'd hate my wife or child's last words to hear to be my saying, 'Gee, I wish I had a gun...'.
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