Me: "They're liberals. They'll think the Blackwater hat got all sweat-stained when I was killing babies in Iraq or something."
RX: "Isn't that what Blackwater mainly does over there?"
Me: "Did. They lost the baby-killing contract to Halliburton, who proposed using the infants as fuel to power Dick Cheney's orbital mind-control lasers."
RX: "I thought the Obama administration was going to change all that, put scrubbers on the stacks, and force the orbital mind control lasers to go green?"