Thursday, November 24, 2016

About time.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just opened with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem playing "Twist and Shout" on a float when a crowd of people dressed as marching band members and majorettes ran out and began dancing wildly.
Me: "Oh my God, it's a mashup of the Muppets and Ferris Bueller's Day Off! It's like all the good stuff from my childhood! This is like Generation X fan service! We must've reached the fat part of our earning curves; pop culture nostalgia is catering to us now!"

RX: "Enjoy it while it lasts, missy."