Overheard on the Street...

Bobbi and I are walking to 20 Tap for supper tonight, enjoying an unseasonably balmy mid-November evening...

Me: (singing) "Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!"

RX: "You're not a pirate."

Me: "Are you denying me my self-identification as a pirate?"

RX: "Yes, I am. Pirates are bad."

Me: "They warned me this sort of thing would happen in Trump's America!"