Overheard at the Shootin' Range:

Dude: "I need another target. Do you have one of, like, Osama bin Laden or Hillary?"

Clerk: "Sure." *hands dude a 'Zombie Osama' target*

Dude: "Thanks! My dad's a Vietnam vet. He'll love this!"

*Dude goes back onto range*

Me: *to range door* "Now I know why the Viet Cong won! I saw your dad's shooting out there!"