Tab Clearing...

• I keep telling you, Trump is not the death of democracy, he's its apotheosis. For all the other celebrities out there who are planning a social media run for the brass ring in four years, I'll throw this slogan out there for free: "_____ has a 2020 Vision for America!" President Kanye or Baldwin will be entertaining, I'm sure.


• Some web research recently led me to this piece on The Onion Field Incident. (I knew two police officers who called the NAA Mini revolvers they kept secreted on their persons "Onion Field guns". How realistic that is, I can't say, but I reckon it beats harsh language.)


• "Sweet Home Alabama" doesn't play well in Brooklyn.