|My seventh-grade D&D group could have put on a better junk-on-the-bunk display.|
The amount of breathy-voiced sphincter-puckering going on at the sight of this lame collection of firearms, BB guns, and SLOs (that's "sword-like objects") from Gotham po-po and journalists is positively hilarious.
Chief Wiggum's spokesman doesn't neglect the miscellanea in his checklist-reading, either:
As if that wasn’t enough, cops also recovered eight swords, one machete, some nunchakus and eight Codeine tablets, cops said.Can't forget those codeine tablets! Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Maybe once De Blasio's let the city devolve back into a crime-ridden cesspit (say what you will about Bloomberg, but he made the clocks in Times Square run on time) you people won't shriek like schoolgirls at the sight of the small arms version of costume jewelry and Mardi Gras beads, you bunch of babies.