View From The Porch: Things that don't exist.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Things that don't exist.

Dehydrated water, soundless music, and this abomination.
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14 comments:

B said...: I have a whole number 10 can of dehydrated water granules...; 7:11 AM, May 28, 2014
skidmark said...: http://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/dehydatedwater.htm since 1964

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-1099/water-dehydrated/Detail gluten free/no MSG

http://beprepared.com/dehydrated-water.html for the modern prepper

Did that abomination to the memory of Bobby Burns say it was a "Product of Scotland"?

stay safe.; 7:23 AM, May 28, 2014
Murphy's Law said...: Things that don't exist? Rodents Of Unusual Size (ROUS), of course.; 7:50 AM, May 28, 2014
LCB said...: EEEwwwww...Bad Haggis.

Great group...but nothing I'd want to eat.; 9:04 AM, May 28, 2014
Stretch said...: Excuse me while I put an edge on my claymore.; 12:07 PM, May 28, 2014
bob r said...: Something else: fat free half & half; 12:30 PM, May 28, 2014
Nathan said...: Also this: http://m.rollingstone.com/music/news/dont-enjoy-the-silence-spotify-pulls-silent-publicity-stunt-album-20140425; 12:46 PM, May 28, 2014
mikee said...: Complaints about DEHYDRATED haggis will be taken at the complaints desk, immediately after all complaints about regular old haggis are sorted out.

Your number is 2,796,593,214. We are now serving number 63.; 2:20 PM, May 28, 2014
Anonymous said...: Vegetarian haggis comprises vegetarians, naturally.; 3:41 PM, May 28, 2014
Critter said...: "Vegetarian Haggis" sounds like the name of an LGBT alt goth highland bagpipe and death metal band from Liverpool.; 6:05 PM, May 28, 2014
Geodkyt said...: OK, I've seen canned haggis. Hell, I've eaten canned haggis*.

But canned, vegetarian haggis?!?

The End Times are truly upon us. . .

* I actually carried a can of it as a WWII reenactor (in Canadian uniform) at an event where I got tagged for command. When my driver/RTO (20-something Brooklyn kid in a US uniform) mentioned he'd forgotten his chow, I offered to share. The look on his face as I pulled out canned haggis, and started to eat it cold was priceless. Well worth the taste it left in my mouth the rest of the day. . .; 6:17 PM, May 29, 2014
NotClauswitz said...: Kinda like "gluten-free" Beer...; 7:25 PM, May 29, 2014
Getty N. said...: I actually tried to eat canned haggis a few years ago. Not as good as canned lutefisk which is nearly as good as "potted meat product". I told the sumbitch what conned me into putting that $#!+ in my mouf that if he even thought of sniggering I'd shove my machete through his guts. That crap'd make a starving coyote barf.; 11:21 PM, May 29, 2014
Steve C said...: For silent music, I have an LP with "The Ballad of Richard Nixon" by John Denver; 2:33 PM, May 30, 2014