Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Because my Roomie's not on Twitter...

...I get to tweet the funny things she blurts out sometimes:
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16 comments:

og said...

Love it. Should be on the shelf next to "Go, wolverine go"

10:34 AM, May 14, 2014
Jason K said...

....and THE LITTLE FOREST FIRE THAT COULD....

11:17 AM, May 14, 2014
Ancient Woodsman said...

Ranks right up there with, "And to think that I smelled it on Mulberry street."

11:17 AM, May 14, 2014
Mike_C said...

Ahahaha! Mammal-normative, cis-bunny speciesist! All animals are equally cute and fuzzy with culturally-competent norming.

That said [spoiler alert !1!!], there's something wrong with a person whose heart doesn't break a little when the poor velveteen rabbit is consigned to the sack of rubbish and tossed into the shed.

12:14 PM, May 14, 2014
Rick T said...

but far, far away from "My little Honey Badger"

12:18 PM, May 14, 2014
dave said...

And one that succeeded.

Audiobook version read by Samuel L. Jackson.

1:01 PM, May 14, 2014
Windy Wilson said...

Then there's "bunnyduck", which was the product of a bunny and a duck that fell in love.
I saw a book mock-up, or whatever you call it, with illustrations, 25 years ago, but nothing since.

The Velveteen Toad and the others suggested here could become part of a collection of Addams-esque children's stories in the same vein as Politically Correct Bedtime Stories by James Finn Garner.

1:22 PM, May 14, 2014
AuricTech said...

Make Way for Banana Slugs

2:14 PM, May 14, 2014
og said...

At least it wasn't Bo, the velveteen frog.

http://www.bdasites.com/FedExCollection/Store/Product/Detail/7dcaa99a-f65d-4cae-b0bf-5453fde0bce8

2:16 PM, May 14, 2014
Kristophr said...

"My First ASBO"

2:30 PM, May 14, 2014
Cincinnatus said...

Not convinced that it would be a "Failed" book ...

4:24 PM, May 14, 2014
LCB said...

Is Velveteen anything like Velveeta???

4:37 PM, May 14, 2014
Ed said...

velveeta'd Toad is a recipe in a failed cookbook.

Velveeta's Toad in the Hole is a recipe in a failed cookbook of British cuisine.

7:53 PM, May 14, 2014
Noah said...

Tam, if you're not following #LesserSF, you should be.

The World for World is Florist
Stranger in a Strange Van
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Madeleine Kahn

10:19 PM, May 14, 2014
staghounds said...



http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/childrens-books/1/

11:59 AM, May 15, 2014
Mattexian said...

Is "The Velveeta Rabbit" Welsh, by chance?

6:31 PM, May 15, 2014

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