A commercial comes on for some kind of college football show.
Gunsmith Bob: "Ah, Tam, there's nothing like SEC college football..."
Me: "There's nothing like getting your guts chewed out by rabid wolverines, either, but you don't see me lining up to do it."
GB: "Don't you be talkin' no blasphemy, now."
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BIG 10.
From the list of things you'll never hear a true southener say, "Actually, I don't have a favorite college football team."
Never was into watching football. A bunch of big guys bend over in a circle, and then they kick a dead pig across the lawn. I'll pass, thanks.
Here in Wisconsin the relevant chewing animal would be a rabid badger. The similarities are as great as the similarities between college conferences.
I hold with Mr. Jefferson when it comes to "games played with the ball."
Oh, and Cybrludite, I really don't have a favorite college football team, having no use for any of them, & I'm a Southerner born & bred.
The last comment was mine, but I was having Blogger trouble.
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