Monday, October 20, 2008

Swords: They're ____in' dangerous!

A series of public service announcements that will make you pee yourself laughing. (Frequent dropping of the F-bomb, so don't crank up the audio if you're working the receptionist's desk at the convent today.)

4 comments:

staghounds said...

I feel confident that there are, or soon will be, actual British PSAs on this very subject, now that the sword ban is in place.

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Unknown said...

Oh My God. was that funny!

Anonymous said...

He's missing an important element, here. This is the 21st century, after all. I think he needs to do a segment on lightsabers. Especially the blue ones.

knirirr said...

I feel confident that there are, or soon will be, actual British PSAs on this very subject, now that the sword ban is in place

On the other hand, if we saw swords on a television programme we might be tempted to rush out and dispatch someone immediately, such is the deadly attraction of the cold steel.

As it stands we can't get a sword unless we can satisfy the seller that we have got sufficient public liability insurance to meet the vague laws that are in place. Unless the sword is straight, of course, in which case there's no problem buying it.