Thursday, February 28, 2008

A polite suggestion:

If someone wishes me to take their posts seriously, they should avoid the use of the following terms:

Dhimmicrats
Rethuglicans
Comrade Klinton
Obamarama
Chimpy McHitlerburton
Moose Limbs
Shrillary
John McRINO
...and many, many more.


I ask this favor for the following reasons:

1) I don't receive the latest crypto decoder sheets in the mail from your particular political faction. I might get so bored trying to decode your message in order to figure out who the heck you're talking about that I give up and go read something else.

2) Rhyming name-calling is SO 3rd Grade Playground.

25 comments:

El Capitan said...

Oh, man... I was so happy referring to HRC as The Hildebeest!

OA said...

Hell, I figured out just yesterday that "EBR" is "Evil Black Rifle". At least I think it is...

At any rate, glad I'm not the only one that thinks it's puerile. Oh, and you left off "Paulbots".

OA said...

By the way..."Moose Limbs"? Muslims, or commentary on Hillary Clinton's bulky legs? Seriously, I'm not sure which. I assume the former, but I'm not positive. And would it be wrong of me to point out Obama looks like Lincoln?

Anonymous said...

ok, just don't take away obamamama; you think hillary was the evil voice in the ear of bill? you ain't seen nothin yet...jtc

Ahab said...

But Obamarama is so...poetic.

LabRat said...

I'm with oa- "Moose Limbs" is the only one I'm scratching my head over.

'Cause if it's for "Muslim", then it loses any potential humor value by not actually describing a trait.

My best guess was John Kerry...

Anonymous said...

I don't know.....don't you think "Obamarama" kind of has a swing to it?

ravenshrike said...

Just so we're clear, Obamessiah is still free game right? It doesn't really rhyme.

Paul Simer said...

Troy Barlow: Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.

Conrad Vig: Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon.

Chief Elgin: Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?

Troy Barlow: He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.

Conrad Vig: Don't tell people that.

Chief Elgin: I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand Nigger from him or anybody else.

Conrad Vig: Captain uses those terms.

Troy Barlow: That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes.

Chief Elgin: Exactly!

Anonymous said...

so, oa, abeama? i like it...not puerile at all...:) jtc

Anonymous said...

Are those "latest crypto decoder sheets" the same one we would use to figure out what "1337" & "mad props" mean?

Rob K said...

Surely Firefox's LeetKey extension decodes all of those?

Anonymous said...

i think tamgirl is havin' some fun..."a polite suggestion"? i haven't seen a polite post on vftp yet; hope that yankeeapolis hasn't warped her warp...nnaahh...

there's obviously nothing serious about this prez campaign, plus i for one loved 3rd grade playground!

jtc

Oldsmoblogger said...

Too bad...I was enjoying using Lady Macbeth and McQueeg, but this ain't my ice cream parlor. Therefore, wilco.

Brian said...

If not Dhimmicrat, then perhaps "Vichy-American" would do?

HTRN said...

I've been referring to HRC as the "The Carpetbagger" ever since she swindled the people of New York out of a Senator's seat.

And I'm not the only New Yorker to do so.

Ah well..

Strings said...

Is it ok to still use "Hilbama" as shorthand for "whichever Democrat gets the candidacy"?

mustanger98 on thr said...

I've been calling HRC the witch ever since I saw that photo where her broom crashed on Halloween.

pdb said...

*sniff*

But 3rd grade insults is the language that best describes politicians!

Oh well. I'll behave ... from now on.

Cybrludite said...

So, is "sheeple" beyond the pale now as well?

Adrian said...

I like the Shrillary bit though.

D.W. Drang said...

I dunno, isn't making fun of politicans a fundamental human right? After all, there is certainly enough fundament to go around...

And I like "Vichy-American"!

D.W. Drang said...

Hey! There's a "Hillary for President" link at the top of the page!

Chas S. Clifton said...

"Moose Limbs" ???

I need the Dictionary of Political Invective myself. Is there an online version?

Don Meaker said...

How about Obama-nation?