Thursday, May 01, 2014

Overheard in the Office...

Me: "Flash-flood warnings in New Jersey. Maybe it'll wash the garbage out to sea?"

RX: "In the unlikely event of a water landing, your governor can be used as a flotation device."
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8 comments:

LCB said...

As a portly fellow...I have to say:
Dat's cold!


:-)

8:53 AM, May 01, 2014
Joel said...

ew. Imagine having that wrapped around your neck.

Given the choice between that and drowning in NJ garbage...I'd need a moment to think about it.

9:03 AM, May 01, 2014
DaddyBear said...

Tell RX she owes me a new keyboard!

9:29 AM, May 01, 2014
Shrimp said...

I don't know. Having been in and through NJ several times (fun fact, the state nickname is actually the Garbage State), I wonder what exactly would be left if all the garbage washed out to sea? Corrupt politicians, dirty police officers and a few lousy casinos? On the plus side, there's Donald Trump. Hmm.

Why is it the rest of the US hasn't seceded from NJ yet, anyway?

10:15 AM, May 01, 2014
Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Shrimp,

I thought they called it the "Garden State" because "Toxic Waste Dump State" didn't fit on the license plates...

(Oldie but goodie)

10:25 AM, May 01, 2014
Anonymous said...

Hot air does eventually cool, I'm jus' sayin'...

gfa

10:39 AM, May 01, 2014
pax said...

You know why California has all the lawyers and New Jersey has all the toxic waste?

New Jersey had first choice.

11:07 AM, May 01, 2014
Texas Sean said...

As a former NJ resident, born and raised, my rebuttal is as follows; yeah, it's the fourth smallest, kost densely populated state. There's not as much Garden left as there once was either. But it still has a lot of cool places and people! That said, I joyfully reside in TX now where most of my rights are not restricted and buying a handgun is as easy as buying a major appliance. Also, NJ and TX share the fact that their Governators are assclowns.

10:34 PM, May 01, 2014

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